Another new store in town:

They sell exotic food, some fresh some canned.

You look around deciding to take some unusual things. One that gets your attention is a can labeled "Elephant Ham". Never heart about somethig like this but why not?

At home you open the can and it it comletely empty! What the heck?

Back to the store complaining that can!

The salesclerk scratches his head wents with the can to a back office. After some minutes her returns saying: "Thats alright but bad luck. You got exactly the center piece!"

Gruss
Rolf